Aries (March 21-April 19) Tensions are high near the 15th this month — especially around your home and family life. Tell your mom to fucking…
Following Epic Games’ announcement of tomorrow’s Infinity War themed update to their smash hit Fortnite, fifty percent of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds users have reportedly vanished from…
Aries (March 21-April 19) Use that Fire sign energy to call out anyone and everyone this week, Aries. It doesn’t have to make sense, or…
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Multi-day music fest Welcome to Rockville was delayed on Friday after engaging in a multi-day battle against the highly competitive Welcome to…
It’s early in the morning and Twitter is ablaze after a far-right political tweet storm with intentions to “make America great again” went viral. But…
Aries (March 21-April 19) While it is true that the stars don’t know everything, they do know that you are, without a doubt, wearing a…
Aries (March 21-April 19) Mercury is finally out of the dickhead zone for you, so enjoy the reprieve. Use the time to subject everyone to…
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Rockville mayor “Rowdy” Randy Holmes was removed from his elected position this morning after being deemed unfit to lead in even the…
Aries (March 21-April 19) As an Aries, it’s no secret that you can be a giant diva from time to time… and you know what?…
Hard Times investigates an age-old question: What was the world’s first meme? And what did Billy Idol have to do with it? To see…
Aries (March 21-April 19) Don’t waste your time with someone who isn’t going to change their mind. If you want to go on the…
Well, this isn’t good. Coheed Analytica, a data firm out of the United Kingdom that specializes in using people’s emo phases to undercut the authenticity…
WASHINGTON — Leaders of the #AllLivesMatter movement called for an end to March for Our Lives early this afternoon at a press conference outside of…
SAN FRANCISCO — Local three-legged dog Chester, recently adopted from a nearby no-kill shelter, will live out the rest of his days serving as a…
AUSTIN, Texas — Recent transplant Andre Alvarado was reportedly unsure which merch table was socially acceptable to aimlessly stand by late last week while attending…