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Your Weekly Hardcoroscopes

Aries (March 21-April 19) Your leadership skills will be of use this week, Aries. Tell your frontman that you guys are playing the song you…

Your Weekly Hardcoroscopes

Aries (March 21-April 19) Due to newly implemented postal regulations, we cannot deliver your horoscope this week, Aries. Check for a slip in your mailbox…

Your Weekly Hardcoroscopes

Aries (March 21-April 19) Be careful with that dynamic, childlike energy of yours this week, Aries. As charming as that characteristic may be, when the…

Your Weekly Hardcoroscopes

Aries (March 21 – April 19) Some astrologists say Aries are confrontational, but we say that’s fucking bullshit. Someone needs to tell everyone what posers…

Your Weekly Hardcoroscopes

Aries (March 21 – April 19) Single Aries should be on the lookout for a new “special someone” in places they might otherwise not look…

Your Weekly Hardcoroscopes

Aries (March 21 – April 19) Keep your cool this week, Aries. Temper tantrums are like rocks in rochambeau — you should only throw them…

Your Weekly Hardcoroscopes

Aries (March 21 – April 19) Not a great week for confrontation, Aries. Yes, you’ll definitely regret dropping $150 on doner kebabs for a bunch…

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