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Humiliated Man Wipes His Ass With Toilet Paper Like a Woman After Running Out of Dude Wipes

Steve Packosky • April 29, 2026

RICHMOND, Va. — Local man Bryce Carrick found himself humiliated after running out of Dude Wipes and being forced to…

Why Pooping Until My Legs Fall Asleep Should Be Considered Exercise

Steve Packosky • April 13, 2026

So I just went to the doctor for my tri-annual checkup, and she recommended I get at least 150 minutes…

Man Who Dropped Phone, AirPods, and Watch in Public Toilet Declares He Is Living an “Orwellian Nightmare”

The Hard Times Staff • June 6, 2025

ABINGTON, Mass. — Local man Mike Horrigan declared he was living an Orwellian nightmare after dropping all his expensive Apple…