Steve Packosky
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PITTSBURGH — Crust punk Hugh McVeely attempted to claim his pubic lice as dependents while filing his taxes, repulsed sources…
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Doug Kolic
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — The Hallmark Channel announced a new meet-cute release that will be set in a sleepy New…
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Patrick Crooks
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MAR-A-LAGO, Fla. — While attending an event at the president's Mar-a-Lago estate, Miriam Miller, mother of senior Trump advisor, Stephen…
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John Adkins
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ASHEVILLE , N.C. — Guinness World Records announced that performative male and “writer” Sky Winslow broke the world record for…
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Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON — Far right think tank the Heritage Foundation announced part of its Project 2026 family initiatives, unveiling a massive…
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Ben Sobieck
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LOVELAND, Colo. — A groundbreaking study released just in time for Valentine’s Day showed that shooting people with arrows does…
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Tim Sheard
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WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance mistakenly gifted his wife Usha Vance a Valentine’s Day card that was meant for…
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Ben Friedman
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CHICAGO — New mother Kelly Wazowski's night out was saved at the last minute after successfully bringing their newborn child…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. today revealed the revised food pyramid was developed with input from…
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Steve Packosky
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DULUTH, Minn. — Systems analyst Guillermo Rodriguez aggravated his friends when he notified them that he had a twin brother…
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