Trump Promises To End Iran War on Day One of Third Term
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump decisively announced that he will be ending the conflict in Iran on the first day…
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Study Shows Shadowboxing Next to Playground Still Best Way to Battle Demons Most Bitch Asses Couldn’t Even Comprehend
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — A new study from California State University, Bakersfield found that aggressively and methodically punching the air within…
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CVS Employee Who Unlocks Embarrassing Ointments Never Forgets a Face
LOS ANGELES — Martin Espinosa, a local CVS employee tasked with unlocking the store’s glass cases containing creams, ointments, and…
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JD Vance Greeted With Boos During Annual Visit to Wife’s Bedroom
WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance was greeted with boos, jeers, and obscenities upon making a rare visit to the…
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