COLTS NECK, N.J. — Music legend Bruce Springsteen released a statement to clarify that his intentions in the song “I’m…
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Steve Packosky
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PROVO, Utah — Local man Adam Kerman was excited to learn that he’s basically the next Elvis Presley if you…
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Steve Packosky
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ROCHESTER, Minn. — Researchers at the Mayo Clinic concluded that hearing Blondie’s 1978 hit “One Way or Another” is still…
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Ben Friedman
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MILWAUKEE, Wis. — Attendees of a local punk show were left confused and disoriented after the venue changed its name,…
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Steve Packosky
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BOSTON — While classic rock band Aerosmith’s hit 1987 single “Dude Looks Like a Lady” has not aged well, it…
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Steve Packosky
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BRISTOL, Conn. — Rodney Carlson, supposed fan of English rock and blues guitarist-turned-anti-vaxxer Eric Clapton, showed himself to be fully…
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Sinead Rose
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PHOENIX — Local resident Peter Unger has an impressive collection of more than two dozen guitars, from a 1956 Stratocaster…
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Jeff Bender
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PRINCETON, N.J. — Shore-rock legend Bruce Springsteen confirmed rumors Thursday that he’s keeping guitarist Ray Barone on retainer to accompany…
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Doug Kolic
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TAMPA, Fla. — Local piece of shit band The Fallen Embers were unabashedly ashamed after only ever creating one global…
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Stephen Bell
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LOS ANGELES — Fans of the ‘80s hair metal band Mötley Crüe are reportedly heartbroken and disgusted after hearing bassist…
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