LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Bullshit romantic comedy drama “Crazy on You” didn’t even have English musician Peter Gabriel’s 1977 debut…
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Along with its publicly funded universal healthcare system, Canada has a long, storied history within metal music. As if having…
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Alright, we can’t possibly be blamed for this little snafu. Can you say that you’d be able to tell the…
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LOS ANGELES — Actor Tom Hanks revealed that his character Captain John Miller in 1998 epic war film “Saving Private…
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RICHMOND, Va. — Local man Bryce Carrick found himself humiliated after running out of Dude Wipes and being forced to…
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Dream Theater is a progressive metal band from Boston whose albums we have been told to rank, and let us…
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Cannibal Corpse is an awesome death metal band from Buffalo, New York, that made a name for themselves in the…
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PROVO, Utah — Local man Adam Kerman was excited to learn that he’s basically the next Elvis Presley if you…
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Ok, first off, we already fired our intern Colin over this, so please rest assured that it won’t happen again.…
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Yeesh, time sure is moving fast for those of us who grew up in the nineties, isn’t it? From hearing…
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