Unbaptized Man Bursts Into Flames Upon Entering Creed Concert
ORANGE BEACH, Ala. — Creed fan Jerry Torrance suddenly burst into flames and died upon entering a Creed concert at…
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We Should’ve Listened: Five Times VH1’s “Pop-up Video” Tried To Warn Us About 9/11
The original iteration of VH1’s “Pop-Up Video” ran from 1996 to 2002 and featured popular music videos with interesting bits…
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Mark Zuckerberg Hoping Nobody Notices His Latest Metaverse Demonstration Just a Dire Straits Music Video
PALO ALTO, Calif. — American multinational technology company Meta’s chairman and chief executive officer Mark Zuckerberg found himself hoping that…
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Aging Scorpions Singer Now Only Able To Rock You Like a Severe Tropical Storm
HANOVER, Germany — Klaus Meine, longtime frontman of the popular hard rock band Scorpions, announced that he is now only…
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Here Are Some Bass Tips if You Haven’t Yet Figured Out That You Can Just Play Anything
The bass guitar can be astonishingly difficult and rewarding if you want to learn how to play it correctly, but…
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Metallica Finally Track Down and Sue the Bootlegger Who Sold Beavis His Shirt
LOS ANGELES — Heavy metal band Metallica proudly announced that they have finally tracked down and sued the bootlegger who…
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The Five Most Delicious Venison Dishes I Made Out of That Antlered Kid From the Fall Out Boy Music Video
Alright, I hope you’re hungry, because I went out hunting yesterday and put a Federal Premium 12-gauge 2 ¾ inch…
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Goddamnit: New Friend Just Referred to COVID-19 Vaccine as “The Jab”
Ugh, of fucking course. You can’t just make a nice, normal friend, can you? As if meeting new people in…
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Donald Trump Accuses China of Shitting His Pants
WASHINGTON - President Donald Trump has accused China of shitting his pants in addition to interfering in the 2020 presidential…
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Buckcherry Merch Guy Thinks He Might’ve Found a Shirt Without Any Scabies on It if You’re Still Interested
WEST FARGO, N.D. — Roger Heasley, the merch guy for rock band Buckcherry, wants you to know that he thinks…
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