Landlord Has Tip Jar
NEW YORK — Landlord Ronald Fastings had a tip jar on display in his office at Z&O Real Estate Holdings,…
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McDonald’s Introduces the Filet-O-Silverfish To Avoid Seafood Tariffs
CHICAGO — American multinational fast food chain McDonald’s revealed the new Filet-O-Silverfish, a sandwich developed in order to circumvent crippling…
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Trump Offers Ambassadorship Position to Security Guard Who Licks Sarah Connor’s Face in ‘Terminator 2: Judgment Day’
LOS ANGELES — President Donald Trump offered the position of Ambassador to Paraguay to Douglas Smith, the security guard seen…
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Five Finger Death Punch Slated To Play University of Phoenix Commencement Ceremony
PHOENIX — American metal band Five Finger Death Punch is tapped to perform at this year’s commencement ceremony at the…
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Donald Trump Posts Touching Tribute to Al Sharpton
WASHINGTON — U.S. President Donald Trump posted a touching tribute to the memory of American civil rights activist and Baptist…
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Crust Punk Claims Pubic Lice as Dependents
PITTSBURGH — Crust punk Hugh McVeely attempted to claim his pubic lice as dependents while filing his taxes, repulsed sources…
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Five World War I Themed Metal Bands To Check Out Since You Forgot To Study for Your History Final
World War I, or The Great War, was an unbelievably vast, global conflict that took place a little over a…
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Black Metal Musician Pledges Soul to Jesus Christ To Get Better at Guitar
PORTLAND, Ore. — Black metal guitarist Caleb “Grimfeast” Rajdkowski pledged his eternal soul to Jesus Christ in a bargain to…
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We Look Back on the “Armageddon” Soundtrack Because, Look, We Don’t Have To Justify Ourselves to You, Ok?
Look, sometimes we like to revisit old albums that don’t necessarily fall into the category of punk, and, you know…
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Bullshit Twins Aren’t Even the Kind Who Spend Every Waking Moment Together
DULUTH, Minn. — Systems analyst Guillermo Rodriguez aggravated his friends when he notified them that he had a twin brother…
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