TOPEKA, Kan. — Nu-metalhead Roger Antesburger found that his lifelong System of a Down fandom left him better informed than…
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Goddamnit. Our newest employee, Jake, completely assured us that he could manage our calendar without any slipups, and our stupid…
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NEW YORK — Online music magazine Pitchfork once again ranked Paul Simon’s 1973 hit “Kodachrome” number one on its annual…
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OK, by no means am I a perfect person, and I never claimed to be. I fully admit that I…
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — An AI-generated Metallica song titled “Am I Revenge Forgiven II?” sounded better than anything they’ve released over…
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COLLEGE PARK, Ga. — Christian fast food chain restaurant Chick-fil-A announced its intent to have all of its meat sourced…
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OK, first off, why are we being tasked with interviewing the frontman for The Steve Miller Band? We’re a punk…
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NEW YORK — American rock group Spin Doctors revealed that one of the princes in their 1993 hit “Two Princes”…
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WASHINGTON — An attempted tiny circle pit during a Tiny Desk Concert in NPR’s headquarters was not well-met by almost…
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AUBURN, N.Y. — Local greased up beefcake Roger Bornecki expressed his frustration at people’s continuous mistaking of him for a…
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