Opinion: “Nazi Punks Fuck Off” Includes the Bartender Who Just Cut Me Off
OK, this is EXACTLY what the Dead Kennedys were talking about back in the early eighties. Now more than ever,…
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I Was One of the Angst-Ridden Teens in the “Last Resort” Music Video, and You Will Address Me With the Respect I Deserve
What the fuck did you just say to me? I can’t believe your insolence, but I’ll be willing to give…
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If You Have What It Takes To Be Ink Master, You’ll Have No Problem Putting This Foghat Tattoo on My Scrotum
When I signed up to be a human canvas on this show, it was with the understanding that I would…
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Five Ways the “Mr. Roboto” Music Video Prepared Me for the Inevitable AI Takeover
Let’s face it: AI technology has advanced to the point where an artificial superintelligence is right around the corner, and…
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It Unclear Whether Bluegrass Fan the Redneck Kind or the NPR Kind
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Bluegrass fan Kyle McCormick left everyone who encountered him at Preservation Pub unsure whether he was the…
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Guy Whose Political Knowledge Is Exclusively From System of a Down Lyrics Better Informed Than 99% of People He Interacts With
TOPEKA, Kan. — Nu-metalhead Roger Antesburger found that his lifelong System of a Down fandom left him better informed than…
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We Sat Down With French Stewart To Talk About the D.C. Hardcore Scene Because There Was a Mixup With Our Calendar
Goddamnit. Our newest employee, Jake, completely assured us that he could manage our calendar without any slipups, and our stupid…
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Paul Simon’s ‘Kodachrome’ Voted Best Song on the ‘Coneheads’ Soundtrack for 32nd Year in a Row
NEW YORK — Online music magazine Pitchfork once again ranked Paul Simon’s 1973 hit “Kodachrome” number one on its annual…
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Five Bodily Fluids the Sneeze Guard at the Golden Corral Buffet Apparently Wasn’t Designed For
OK, by no means am I a perfect person, and I never claimed to be. I fully admit that I…
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AI-Generated Metallica Song Better Than Anything They’ve Released in Over Three Decades
CUPERTINO, Calif. — An AI-generated Metallica song titled “Am I Revenge Forgiven II?” sounded better than anything they’ve released over…
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