Skyler Hanrath
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May 8, 2026
DENVER — A number of attendees at a recent performance complained about one show-off in the crowd for waving a…
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Ben Friedman
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May 4, 2026
ASBURY PARK, N.J. — Entry to a hardcore show at a popular venue came to a standstill after the doorman…
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Steve Packosky
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May 3, 2026
LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Bullshit romantic comedy drama “Crazy on You” didn’t even have English musician Peter Gabriel’s 1977 debut…
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COLTS NECK, N.J. — Music legend Bruce Springsteen released a statement to clarify that his intentions in the song “I’m…
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Dan Kozuh
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April 30, 2026
LOS ANGELES — In a controversial but, according to organizers, “inevitable” decision, the International Bassist Council (IBC) confirmed Tuesday that…
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Ben Sobieck
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April 26, 2026
LOS ANGELES — A visionary photographer told the band Murder Muffin to look as bored as possible during a photo…
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Charles Bill
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April 25, 2026
STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Leading musical anthropologists announced that they have discovered a previously uncontacted metal genre, confirmed sources. “I was…
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Colleen Nerney
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April 24, 2026
SEATTLE — Local groupie Ellie Winterman made a significant quality-of-life change by deciding to sleep with metal band Former Oracles’…
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Steve Packosky
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April 22, 2026
PROVO, Utah — Local man Adam Kerman was excited to learn that he’s basically the next Elvis Presley if you…
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Steve Packosky
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April 19, 2026
ROCHESTER, Minn. — Researchers at the Mayo Clinic concluded that hearing Blondie’s 1978 hit “One Way or Another” is still…
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