Tim Sheard
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November 18, 2025
Everyone appreciates Randy Newman’s signature voice as it conveys sardonic song lyrics set to classically arranged pop and folk music,…
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Nathan Kamal
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November 17, 2025
CHICAGO — William Hopper, the bassist for local metal band Cannibal Buffet, was abruptly promoted after a particularly bad streptococcal…
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Tim Graham
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November 17, 2025
SARASOTA, Fla. — Beloved local air guitarist Lance DeStefano is recovering after overdosing on imaginary drugs backstage before a performance,…
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Shane Pauker
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November 13, 2025
LONDON — The City of London has awarded longtime resident Charli XCX the Key Bump to the City, sources confirmed.…
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Evan Vest
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November 7, 2025
POMONA, Calif. — Local kid Garrett Dehaven is buying a Misfits shirt in an attempt to fit in with his…
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Shane Pauker
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September 10, 2025
LOS ANGELES — Musician Tyler, the Creator’s struggle with rival cosmic entity Tyler, the Destroyer is projected to reign eternal,…
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Alfred Barnes
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September 9, 2025
BALTIMORE — Black metal vocalist Ben “Plaguebearer” Rockwood wreaked havoc during Wincrest Elementary’s recent Play Day following questionable face paintings…
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Steve Packosky
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September 8, 2025
BOSTON — An attractive woman seated across from you on the subway was probably just waiting until the right moment…
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Mike Maher
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September 7, 2025
STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Iconic ‘80s pop duo Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat were awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics…
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Ben Friedman
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September 6, 2025
LOS ANGELES — Goldfinger frontman John Feldmann took to Instagram to clarify the band’s seminal hit “Superman” was in no…
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