Show-Off at Concert Waving Lit Torch
DENVER — A number of attendees at a recent performance complained about one show-off in the crowd for waving a…
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Skyler Hanrath
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Rattail Artfully Tucked Into Collar for Interview
PORTLAND, Ore. — Prospective job candidate Colin Hartnell artfully tucked his lustrous rattail beneath his shirt collar before his first…
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Decade of Failure Rebranded as ‘Rough Patch’ for First Date
HOUSTON — Local man Lou Marling assured himself that his years of failure could be played off as no more…
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Radio Station Unclear on How, Why Anyone Calling To Request Songs in 2026
SEATTLE — Staff of Washington-based alt station WFRD reported complete bewilderment this past week over hearing a ringing phone in…
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RFK Jr. Starts Day With Massive Rip From Smoking Manhole Cover
WASHINGTON — Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. started his workday with a massive rip from…
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