DUI Forces Man To Commute via Piggyback
DES MOINES, Iowa — Local man Jerry Servin dismounted from the back of Harold Orozco upon returning from work, just…
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Casino Throws Out Old Money at End of Day
RENO, Nev. — Scrunching her nose while emptying sacks of old cash into the Pepperball Casino’s bins, Blackjack dealer Marie…
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Uber Driver Clarifies Only He’s Allowed To Vomit in Car
DALLAS — Local Uber driver Gary Anderson issued a stark clarification that only he is allowed to vomit in his…
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Report: Increasing Number of Americans Ditching Healthcare for Big Bottle of Tums
WASHINGTON — An alarming report issued by the Department of Health and Human Services found that the number of Americans…
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Show-Off at Concert Waving Lit Torch
DENVER — A number of attendees at a recent performance complained about one show-off in the crowd for waving a…
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Rattail Artfully Tucked Into Collar for Interview
PORTLAND, Ore. — Prospective job candidate Colin Hartnell artfully tucked his lustrous rattail beneath his shirt collar before his first…
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Decade of Failure Rebranded as ‘Rough Patch’ for First Date
HOUSTON — Local man Lou Marling assured himself that his years of failure could be played off as no more…
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Radio Station Unclear on How, Why Anyone Calling To Request Songs in 2026
SEATTLE — Staff of Washington-based alt station WFRD reported complete bewilderment this past week over hearing a ringing phone in…
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RFK Jr. Starts Day With Massive Rip From Smoking Manhole Cover
WASHINGTON — Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. started his workday with a massive rip from…
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