Arielle Andreano, Author at HARDTIMES

April 9, 2026

COSTA MESA, Calif. — Apparel and skateboarding shoe brand Vans is partnering with elder care brand Life Alert to cater…

April 2, 2026

SEATTLE — A 35-year-old millennial with the once ubiquitous finger mustache tattoo noticed that her ink stache is graying right…

March 22, 2026

LOS ANGELES — Local 38-year-old punk Nicole Crane is very excited to check out the supposed new band Perimenopause that’s…

March 14, 2026

My name is Jed, and I’m ready to tell my story. Many years ago, I had just about the most…

March 8, 2026

WASHINGTON — The Office of the Surgeon General released comprehensive guidance on using two large stuffed crust pizzas as a…

January 18, 2026

There was a time when sex was sacred. It wasn’t with just anybody at just any time. It was between…

November 6, 2025

Songwriting can be a beautiful, if frustrating, process. The undertaking of perfectly evoking a universal human emotion or experience is…

July 1, 2025

WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Polyamorous woman Leanne Farina is experiencing the struggle of finding a different group chat in which…

May 5, 2025

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump debuted a completely new pronunciation of the holiday “Cinco De Mayo” while addressing local reporters…

April 20, 2025

It’s 4/20, and you’re probably thinking, “Who cares, I already smoke weed every day,” right? Well, what if I told…