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July 20, 2026

Ever since I was a kid, I yearned for the effortless coolness of the I Get Wet album cover. Sure,…

July 20, 2026

HYATTSVILLE, Md. — Higher than ever inflation rates have reached a point where they are now markedly impacting food baby…

July 13, 2026

CLEVELAND — Classic rock band Heart revealed that they were challenged to name five of their own songs before they…

July 5, 2026

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July 5, 2026

SAN FRANCISCO — A new music streaming app will take money directly from controversial artists so that users may listen…

June 22, 2026

WASHINGTON — Robert F. Kennedy Jr. recently learned that, after spending some time on select Reddit threads, eating pussy is…

June 18, 2026

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Top sociologists at Harvard University revealed that childfree women who like Bob Seger are, in fact, technically…

June 13, 2026

WHITE RIVER JUNCTION, Vt. — Baby boomers nationwide are reportedly accusing millennials of killing child beauty pageant star JonBenét Ramsey,…

June 4, 2026

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Four out of five physical therapists now recommend the technique of astral projection for dealing with chronic…

May 30, 2026

Okay, folks. Gather round, because you’ve all been pissing me off, and it’s time we nipped this issue in the…

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