Boss Who Doesn’t Pay You Enough Wonders Why You Don’t Travel More
SANDY SPRINGS, Ga. — A local marketing manager who pays his employees next to nothing was perplexed as to why…
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Doug Kolic
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RFK Jr. Has Jeans Permanently Fused to Body
WASHINGTON — The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that his favorite pair…
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Guy Wearing T-Shirt With Blazer Probably Some Kind of Cool Creative Genius
VANCOUVER, British Columbia — A local man who coupled a T-shirt with a blazer must be an absolute creative genius,…
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My Life is Just Like ‘Euphoria’ Except for All the Sex, Drugs, and Friends
I’ve heard of people getting their identities stolen, but what I just experienced takes it to a whole other level.…
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Nerd Alert: Man Quits Drinking Just Because Doctors, Family Beg Him To
KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local 55-year-old nerd finally decided to heed the lame warnings of his beloved family and respected medical…
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Mark Zuckerberg Lingering Around Cubicles Until Someone Notices New Durag
MENLO PARK, Calif. — Tech CEO Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly lingering around the Meta campus in the hopes someone will…
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Dive Bar Unveils Safe Haven Drop Box for Unwanted Bassists
YUMA, Ariz. — Local dive bar The Rusty Splinter announced a new program to accept discarded bassists in a more…
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Trump Threatens Cuba With US-Style Health Care
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump warned Cuba that if they didn’t immediately capitulate to all his demands, he would destroy…
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Stupid Piece of Shit Band Only Able To Muster One Global Chart-Topping Hit
TAMPA, Fla. — Local piece of shit band The Fallen Embers were unabashedly ashamed after only ever creating one global…
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Realistic Hallmark Movie Addresses Affordability of Quaint Small Towns by Setting Meet-Cute at Plasma Clinic
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — The Hallmark Channel announced a new meet-cute release that will be set in a sleepy New…
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