Doug Kolic, Author at HARDTIMES

April 28, 2025

OKLAHOMA CITY — Scientists announced that the ashes of a cremated punk were so toxic that it would likely poison…

April 21, 2025

HOUSTON — A local 39-year-old Rockets fan’s entire financial future is dependent on hitting a promotional half-court shot worth $100,000,…

April 10, 2025

CALGARY, Alberta — A dog cohabitating with some local punks announced that he’s fed up with constantly being falsely accused…

March 17, 2025

Experts say taking care of your mental health is one of the most important things you can do. That’s why…

March 16, 2025

ATLANTA — Local battle rapper Slim Todd Paulson was apparently surprised that so many of his opponents in a recent…

March 11, 2025

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump directed his soon-to-be Secretary of Education, Linda McMahon, to immediately shut down the predominantly black…

February 6, 2025

LOS ANGELES — U2 frontman Bono announced that the wildfires in California have devastated enough property and ruined a sufficient…

January 31, 2025

NEW YORK — The Chrysler Building was recently overheard complaining that it wasn’t one of the buildings targeted by terrorists…

January 19, 2025

NEW YORK — Ahmir K. Thompson, better known as Questlove from the band The Roots, recently questioned what kind of…

December 18, 2024

PALM BEACH, Fla. — The recently reelected Donald Trump announced that he was most excited to return to the White…