How I Made My First Million Simply by Bringing My Own Coffee and Exploiting My Workers
It can take years of blood, sweat, and tears before a small business owner can start turning a profit. That’s…
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Study: Hatred of Bands Solely Because of Fan Base Totally Justified
WASHINGTON — Researchers at the National Music Lab released a groundbreaking new study that confirmed that hating bands or musicians…
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Where Are They Now? Those Bouncers That Told Me I Was Too Drunk To Come In but I Ran Past Them Anyway
Life can go by in the blink of an eye. One moment you’re rolling up to the bar with your…
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Hooters Announces Deadbeat Dads Eat Free on Sundays
ATLANTA — Hooters officials announced a new promotion for their chain of nearly 500 restaurants nationwide to offer free food…
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Bret Michaels’ Bandana and Cowboy Hat Launch Custody Battle Over His Head
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Bret Michael’s longtime bandana and cowboy hat launched a heated custody battle of his head this week,…
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Oh No! This Company Has a Zero Tolerance Policy Against Workplace Bullying But They Just Hired a Guy Who’s Into Ska
ATLANTA — Local man Joshua Kennedy recently expressed frustration that his employer instituted a new zero-tolerance policy against workplace harassment…
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Man Coming Out of 20-Year Coma Horrified World Still Hasn’t Eradicated Tuberculosis or Ska
SUNNYVALE, Calif. — A local man who miraculously woke up from a two-decade-long coma was horrified to learn that the…
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Man Forces Romantic Partners to Sign NDA About His Love of Ska
BALTIMORE — Local resident Gavin Moldenhauer is reportedly demanding all romantic partners sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement to keep his obsession…
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If My Drinking is Excessive, Why Did That Bottle of Whiskey Barely Get Me Buzzed?
People say the darndest things. They call my drinking habits “concerning” and say my behavior is “out of control.” But…
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Nation’s Bird Watchers Finally Admit It’s Sexual
SIERRA VISTA, Ariz. — The National Association of Bird Lovers (NABL) finally ended years of speculation and admitted that their…
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