Doug Kolic, Author at HARDTIMES

May 8, 2024

HOUSTON — Local Make-A-Wish kid Harvey Larkin, who has a rare degenerative disease that will certainly put an end to…

April 21, 2024

These fucking hypocrites at this church make me sick. Each week a sermon is interrupted by another rowdy kid screaming,…

April 14, 2024

SURREY, England — Musician Eric Clapton surprised everyone by announcing that his 1992 hit song “Tears in Heaven” is now…

April 11, 2024

LAS VEGAS – Former football star and accused double-murderer OJ Simpson took one last instinctual swipe at a blonde nurse…

March 28, 2024

MILFORD, Del. — Local punk band The Vengeful Squirts were visibly more upset over the cost to park their van…

March 27, 2024

GARDEN CITY, Kan. — Local singer of punk band Salmonella Handjob surprised a crowd recently by holding their replacement drummer…

March 19, 2024

OTTAWA — Local office employee Keith Nolan reported that he finally achieved the ultimate work-life balance by deciding to drink…

March 12, 2024

Dearest Katie, It pains me to have to write you this since we’ve spent so much time together over the…

February 18, 2024

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Local sexual deviant Glen O’Roarke wished the performers at the Cabaret Tease Burlesque Show would hurry up…

February 10, 2024

The 90s were a simpler time. No smartphones. No social media. And the best way to hear updates on the…