Doug Kolic, Author at HARDTIMES

September 15, 2024

People say the darndest things. They call my drinking habits “concerning” and say my behavior is “out of control.” But…

August 30, 2024

SIERRA VISTA, Ariz. — The National Association of Bird Lovers (NABL) finally ended years of speculation and admitted that their…

August 25, 2024

The political divide in this country has never been more extreme. Americans have been siloed into two opposing groups with…

July 20, 2024

Everyone’s heard of Nostradamus, that famous old French dude who was an expert at predicting world events. But what if…

July 16, 2024

OLATHE, Kan. — Local 34-year-old Gareth Tabbler was somehow eligible to receive food stamps despite already having three full-time jobs,…

June 21, 2024

VANCOUVER, Wash. – Local office worker and self-proclaimed feminist Bryce Coquet loudly reprimanded a female coworker for having the audacity…

June 18, 2024

I’m so tired of these supposed healthcare professionals thinking that they’re qualified to judge me just because of their fancy…

May 18, 2024

Hurray! You’ve finally saved enough money working your shitty nine-to-five and numerous side hustles to afford a house. Your dad…

May 8, 2024

HOUSTON — Local Make-A-Wish kid Harvey Larkin, who has a rare degenerative disease that will certainly put an end to…

April 21, 2024

These fucking hypocrites at this church make me sick. Each week a sermon is interrupted by another rowdy kid screaming,…

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