ROCHESTER, Minn. — Researchers at the Mayo Clinic concluded that hearing Blondie’s 1978 hit “One Way or Another” is still…
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In November 1992, I was led blindfolded into the woods at the tender young age of 13 with the hopes…
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So I just went to the doctor for my tri-annual checkup, and she recommended I get at least 150 minutes…
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LAFAYETTE, Ind. — Millennial Scott Eardner momentarily lost himself in his local Fresh Thyme and spent his entire life savings…
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Oh, hell yes! I was having a fucking great time at this Staind concert until that worthless cuck of a…
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LA MESA, Calif. — Megadeth frontman and born again Christian Dave Mustaine revealed that he gave his life over to…
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BOSTON — While classic rock band Aerosmith’s hit 1987 single “Dude Looks Like a Lady” has not aged well, it…
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BRISTOL, Conn. — Rodney Carlson, supposed fan of English rock and blues guitarist-turned-anti-vaxxer Eric Clapton, showed himself to be fully…
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ODESSA, Fla. — Popular wrestler turned musician Chris Jericho unfortunately announced plans to continue his music career with his metal…
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The cybergoth subculture arose in the nineties as a combination of cyberpunk and goth styles, with adherents often seen sporting…
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