Ryan Darrah, Author at HARDTIMES

The Next Jordan Peterson? This Transphobic Twit Makes His Bed Before Getting Numb on Benzos

May 23, 2026

Few public figures have established their credentials as transphobic assholes more convincingly than Canadian professor and YouTuber Jordan Peterson. Even…

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New OJ Simpson Biopic Will Focus On “The Juice’s” Life Up To June 1994

May 5, 2026

HOLLYWOOD — An OJ Simpson biopic chronicling “The Juice’s” childhood, his Heisman Trophy-winning season at USC, and his array of…

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The Next Jello Biafra? High School Kid Juggles Jazz Band, Marching Band, Wind Ensemble, and Side Project With the Melvins

April 10, 2026

When high school student Chad Toffy is not designing zines mocking his gym teacher for supporting ICE or distributing underground…

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Tech Startup Aims To Disrupt Humanity’s Concept of a Happy and Fulfilling Life

March 1, 2026

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Tech startup Optium will soon launch an app that aims to disrupt humanity’s concept of a…

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Centrist Historian Claims Death Toll at Auschwitz Could’ve Been Mitigated if SS Guards Had Better Training

February 28, 2026

WASHINGTON — Centrist historian Milt DeWalt claimed that opponents of the Nazis should have been willing to reach across the…

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Nation’s Deadbeat Dads Demand Some Sort of Summer Fest Featuring Cinderella, Damn Yankees

February 9, 2026

SAN FRANCISCO — Deadbeat dads across the nation demanded some sort of summer music festival featuring Cinderella and Damn Yankees,…

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Study: Growing Number of Boomers Feel Closer Bond With Their Leaf Blower Than Their Adult Children

January 25, 2026

CHICAGO — A new study on aging and social connections revealed that growing numbers of Boomers report feeling a deeper…

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Study: Growing Number of Americans Need To Shut the Fuck Up About Protein

December 8, 2025

DENVER — A new study released by The Reticence Foundation found that growing numbers of Americans need to shut the…

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Help! My MAGA Relatives Are So Red Pilled They Think I like the Democrats

December 7, 2025

It’s hardly controversial to suggest that MAGA has wreaked havoc on American families. The Clown from Queens and his propaganda…

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Libertarian Teen Enjoys Freedom From Friendships

August 17, 2025

ORLAND PARK, Ill. — Local 17-year-old Nick Stultus espoused his libertarian philosophies in every social interaction, even if doing so…

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