Bobby Korec, Author at HARDTIMES

May 1, 2026

CLE ELUM, Wash. — Local man Vincent Yangford assured his wife that his sleep paralysis demon was a “pretty chill…

April 17, 2026

First, it came for Aaron Blake’s software developer job. Then it confiscated his wife and children. And if that wasn’t…

April 11, 2026

STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Local video game protagonist Mega Man gained the ability to rap after defeating Wu-Tang Clan member…

April 6, 2026

BROOKLYN HEIGHTS, N.Y. — Ramones drummer Marky Ramone announced an upcoming reunion show that will feature hologram versions of Joey…

April 1, 2026

We’ve all seen the headlines about rising oil prices, gas stations charging six bucks a gallon, and ExxonMobil price gouging…

January 11, 2026

POTTSVILLE, Pa. — Local couple Jules Rainier and Victor Trembino welcomed a newborn baby in a last-ditch effort to save…

November 5, 2025

WASHINGTON — The White House honored late Vice President Dick Cheney with a 21-gun-to-the-face salute, confirmed sources who wanted no…

August 29, 2025

It’s a well-known fact that liberals refer to themselves as the “tolerant left” as evidenced by a meme I saw…

August 18, 2025

ENUMCLAW, Wash. — Local Christian rock band Trust Fall revealed that they are waiting until marriage to write any songs…

July 10, 2025

SAN FRANCISCO — Leftist software engineer Connor Newburg vocally expressed wishing that he could travel back in time to kill…