Five Books You Must Pretend To Read in Public Before You Die
Ah, reading. Some of us pretend to do it at home. Some of us pretend to do it for book…
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Bobby Korec
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Sleep Paralysis Demon Pretty Nice Guy Once You Get to Know Him
CLE ELUM, Wash. — Local man Vincent Yangford assured his wife that his sleep paralysis demon was a “pretty chill…
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Has Technology Gone Too Far? AI Just Came for This Guy’s Job as Well as His Wife, Kids, and Assets
First, it came for Aaron Blake’s software developer job. Then it confiscated his wife and children. And if that wasn’t…
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Mega Man Gains Ability To Rap After Defeating Method Man
STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Local video game protagonist Mega Man gained the ability to rap after defeating Wu-Tang Clan member…
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Marky Ramone Announces Ramones Reunion Show With Hologram Joey Ramone, Hologram Johnny Ramone, Hologram Dee Dee Ramone
BROOKLYN HEIGHTS, N.Y. — Ramones drummer Marky Ramone announced an upcoming reunion show that will feature hologram versions of Joey…
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Here’s What Rising Gas Prices Means For You at the Pump
We’ve all seen the headlines about rising oil prices, gas stations charging six bucks a gallon, and ExxonMobil price gouging…
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Couple Has Baby to Save Situationship
POTTSVILLE, Pa. — Local couple Jules Rainier and Victor Trembino welcomed a newborn baby in a last-ditch effort to save…
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White House Honors Dick Cheney With a 21-Gun-To-The-Face Salute
WASHINGTON — The White House honored late Vice President Dick Cheney with a 21-gun-to-the-face salute, confirmed sources who wanted no…
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So Much for the Tolerant Left: This Liberal Got Mad After I Slept With His Wife and Shit on His Lawn
It’s a well-known fact that liberals refer to themselves as the “tolerant left” as evidenced by a meme I saw…
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Christian Rock Band Waiting Until Marriage to Write Songs About Sex
ENUMCLAW, Wash. — Local Christian rock band Trust Fall revealed that they are waiting until marriage to write any songs…
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