‘90s Grunge Singers Added to Endangered Species List
WASHINGTON — The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service announced that they have added ‘90s grunge singers to the list of…
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Iggy Pop’s Merch Booth Doesn’t Sell T-Shirts
CHICAGO — The merch booth for Iggy Pop reportedly doesn’t sell t-shirts of the iconic musician, confirmed sources who were…
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Five Things You Should Never Say to Henry Rollins While Playing Hungry Hungry Hippos Against Him
We’ve all been there. You’re sitting across the table from Henry Rollins, one of the most feared frontmen and board…
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Woman on Boyfriend’s Shoulders Really Fucking Everyone Up in Pit
MODESTO, Calif. — A local woman on her boyfriend’s shoulders was really wreaking havoc in the pit at a recent…
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Five Books You Must Pretend To Read in Public Before You Die
Ah, reading. Some of us pretend to do it at home. Some of us pretend to do it for book…
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Sleep Paralysis Demon Pretty Nice Guy Once You Get to Know Him
CLE ELUM, Wash. — Local man Vincent Yangford assured his wife that his sleep paralysis demon was a “pretty chill…
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Has Technology Gone Too Far? AI Just Came for This Guy’s Job as Well as His Wife, Kids, and Assets
First, it came for Aaron Blake’s software developer job. Then it confiscated his wife and children. And if that wasn’t…
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Mega Man Gains Ability To Rap After Defeating Method Man
STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Local video game protagonist Mega Man gained the ability to rap after defeating Wu-Tang Clan member…
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Marky Ramone Announces Ramones Reunion Show With Hologram Joey Ramone, Hologram Johnny Ramone, Hologram Dee Dee Ramone
BROOKLYN HEIGHTS, N.Y. — Ramones drummer Marky Ramone announced an upcoming reunion show that will feature hologram versions of Joey…
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Here’s What Rising Gas Prices Means For You at the Pump
We’ve all seen the headlines about rising oil prices, gas stations charging six bucks a gallon, and ExxonMobil price gouging…
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