Christian Rock Band Waiting Until Marriage to Write Songs About Sex
ENUMCLAW, Wash. — Local Christian rock band Trust Fall revealed that they are waiting until marriage to write any songs…
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Leftist Software Engineer Wishes He Could Travel Back in Time to Kill Baby MechaHitler
SAN FRANCISCO — Leftist software engineer Connor Newburg vocally expressed wishing that he could travel back in time to kill…
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Local Potheads Go Door to Door Singing Stoner Metal Carols on 4/20
PORTLAND, Ore. — A group of local potheads went door to door singing stoner metal carols to celebrate 4/20, confirmed…
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Republicans Point to Misfits “Last Caress” Lyrics as Evidence That People Abort Babies Post-Birth
WASHINGTON — Members of the GOP claimed that the opening lyrics to the Misfits’ song “Last Caress” was proof that…
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Kanye West Interrupts Best Picture Winner On Stage at Oscars to Say “Triumph of the Will” One of the Best Films of All Time
LOS ANGELES — Controversial rapper Kanye West interrupted the Best Picture winner on stage at the Academy Awards to say…
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Registered Sex Offender Forced to Go Door to Door to Inform Neighbors He’s in Trump’s Cabinet
MINNEAPOLIS — Registered sex offender Tim Finhook was court-mandated to go door to door in an effort to inform neighbors…
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Top 30 Shoegaze Songs That Were a Terrible Idea to Play as the Wedding DJ
Weddings are a beautiful $50,000 celebration of love. If you're fortunate enough, you get to spend one of the best…
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30 Lesser Known Nirvana Songs Doctors Have Been Prescribing Gen Xers to Cure Their Erectile Dysfunction
Gen Xers will always remember where they were on 9/11, the fall of the Berlin Wall, and the day they…
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Opinion: I Destroyed a Bunch of Ballot Drop Boxes So No One Can Interfere in this Election
This is the most important election in our lifetime and I’ll be damned if every vote isn’t counted fair and…
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Top 30 Radiohead Songs That Would Financially Ruin the Kidz Bop Franchise If They Covered Them
On the surface, it seems like Radiohead and Kidz Bop are a match made in musical hell. But if you…
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