Couple Has Baby to Save Situationship
POTTSVILLE, Pa. — Local couple Jules Rainier and Victor Trembino welcomed a newborn baby in a last-ditch effort to save…
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White House Honors Dick Cheney With a 21-Gun-To-The-Face Salute
WASHINGTON — The White House honored late Vice President Dick Cheney with a 21-gun-to-the-face salute, confirmed sources who wanted no…
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So Much for the Tolerant Left: This Liberal Got Mad After I Slept With His Wife and Shit on His Lawn
It’s a well-known fact that liberals refer to themselves as the “tolerant left” as evidenced by a meme I saw…
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Christian Rock Band Waiting Until Marriage to Write Songs About Sex
ENUMCLAW, Wash. — Local Christian rock band Trust Fall revealed that they are waiting until marriage to write any songs…
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Leftist Software Engineer Wishes He Could Travel Back in Time to Kill Baby MechaHitler
SAN FRANCISCO — Leftist software engineer Connor Newburg vocally expressed wishing that he could travel back in time to kill…
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Local Potheads Go Door to Door Singing Stoner Metal Carols on 4/20
PORTLAND, Ore. — A group of local potheads went door to door singing stoner metal carols to celebrate 4/20, confirmed…
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Republicans Point to Misfits “Last Caress” Lyrics as Evidence That People Abort Babies Post-Birth
WASHINGTON — Members of the GOP claimed that the opening lyrics to the Misfits’ song “Last Caress” was proof that…
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Kanye West Interrupts Best Picture Winner On Stage at Oscars to Say “Triumph of the Will” One of the Best Films of All Time
LOS ANGELES — Controversial rapper Kanye West interrupted the Best Picture winner on stage at the Academy Awards to say…
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Registered Sex Offender Forced to Go Door to Door to Inform Neighbors He’s in Trump’s Cabinet
MINNEAPOLIS — Registered sex offender Tim Finhook was court-mandated to go door to door in an effort to inform neighbors…
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Top 30 Shoegaze Songs That Were a Terrible Idea to Play as the Wedding DJ
Weddings are a beautiful $50,000 celebration of love. If you're fortunate enough, you get to spend one of the best…
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