MIDDLETOWN, Ohio — Republican vice presidential nominee JD Vance continued to infuriate the nation by claiming that men who are…
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IRVINE, Calif. — Taco Bell’s revamped artificial intelligence drive-thru has reportedly been making the human fingers commonly found in their…
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It’s the summer, which means it’s time for barbecues, good food, and my entire family to be scared shitless because…
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Someone has to say it: A lot of things from the ‘90s just don’t hold up by today’s morally complete…
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BOSTON — Local deathcore fan Toby Branstein decided to bust out his finest carabiner keychain for the upcoming special Red…
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The Appleseed Cast has quietly been one of the lasting emo and/or post-rock and/or indie rock bands of the last…
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Whether you like it or not, everyone is talking about cryptocurrencies. Even in Springfield. No one knows for sure what…
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DAYTON, Ohio — The recently announced 20 Years of Tears tour featuring emo legends Hawthrone Heights, Thursday, and Saosin will…
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CORAM, N.Y. — Local eight-year-old Evie Doyleson was completely turned off by the idea of having to celebrate 311 Day…
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DETROIT — Local American sign language interpreter Luke Phisher felt completely overwhelmed after being hired to work the upcoming US…
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