30 Legendary Punk Albums You Must Pretend You’ve Listened To Before You Die
One of the main core tenets of punk is the ability to impress others with the knowledge of iconic albums…
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50 Post-Hardcore Songs From the 2000s That Are Going to Look Weird When We Play Them at Full Volume in Our Nursing Homes in a Few Decades
In life, you really have to plan for your future. That’s why we have to consider what it will look…
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JD Vance Further Angers Nation By Claiming “Childless Tarantula Guys” Are Pretty Cool Though
MIDDLETOWN, Ohio — Republican vice presidential nominee JD Vance continued to infuriate the nation by claiming that men who are…
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New Taco Bell Drive-Thru AI Keeps Making Human Fingers Found in Burritos Look Weird
IRVINE, Calif. — Taco Bell’s revamped artificial intelligence drive-thru has reportedly been making the human fingers commonly found in their…
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Top 30 Metalcore Songs From the 2000s That Are Only Scaring the Shit Out of Everyone at the Family Barbecue
It’s the summer, which means it’s time for barbecues, good food, and my entire family to be scared shitless because…
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30 Skate Punk Songs From the ‘90s That Aged Way Better Than Most Things From That Decade
Someone has to say it: A lot of things from the ‘90s just don’t hold up by today’s morally complete…
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Man Busts Out the Good Carabiner Keychain for Special Red Chord Show
BOSTON — Local deathcore fan Toby Branstein decided to bust out his finest carabiner keychain for the upcoming special Red…
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Every The Appleseed Cast Album Ranked From Worst to Best
The Appleseed Cast has quietly been one of the lasting emo and/or post-rock and/or indie rock bands of the last…
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“The Simpsons” Characters Ranked By How Likely They Are to Invest in Crypto and Never Shut the Hell Up About It
Whether you like it or not, everyone is talking about cryptocurrencies. Even in Springfield. No one knows for sure what…
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VIP Tickets for “20 Years of Tears” Tour Include Exclusive Access to Leave Early to Beat the Traffic
DAYTON, Ohio — The recently announced 20 Years of Tears tour featuring emo legends Hawthrone Heights, Thursday, and Saosin will…
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