Bootlicker Seamlessly Transitions to Trump Sneaker Licker
NEW WINDSOR, Md. — Longtime cop enthusiast Lou Mandin seamlessly transitioned from a locally known bootlicker to a Trump sneaker…
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Every Bloc Party Album Ranked From Worst to Best
It feels like not enough people talk about Bloc Party’s impact when conversing about bands that rose to prominence in…
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Usher to Perform His Role in “The Faculty” During Super Bowl Halftime Show
LAS VEGAS — Pop R&B star Usher revealed that he will mainly perform his character Gabe Santora from the 1998…
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Ticketmaster Somehow Charges $7.99 Service Fee for Secret Green Day Show on Subway Platform
NEW YORK — Local entertainment ticketing conglomerate Ticketmaster was inexplicably able to charge a $7.99 service fee for each MTA…
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Iowa Republicans Instinctively Burn Books to Warm Up During Caucus
DES MOINES, Iowa — Conservative voters immediately opted to burn books to warm up at the Iowa Caucus due to…
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Tireless Chris Christie Begins Preparation for 2028 Presidential Election Dropout Announcement
MENDHAM TOWNSHIP, N.J. — The notoriously hardworking Chris Christie began preparing for his 2028 presidential election dropout announcement mere hours…
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Apple Caught Intentionally Slowing Down iPhones Still Not Enough to Make Customers Switch to Samsung Galaxy
CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple’s public settlement for deliberately slowing down certain iPhones in what was seen as an attempt to…
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MAGA Republican Wishes Green Day Would Keep Politics Out of “American Idiot”
NEW YORK — Local Donald Trump supporter Joel Grainston wished Green Day would keep politics out of their song “American…
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Top 20 Joy Division Songs That Were Really a Bad Idea to Play at Your Niece’s Eighth Birthday Party
Joy Division is an absolutely legendary band, but for some reason, third graders can’t quite wrap this concept around their…
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The 50 Best Songs From New York City Bands That Almost Make the Unaffordable Cost of Living Worth It
Some say New York City is the greatest city in the world. Those people have either never stepped foot outside…
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