We Sat Down With Batman, Who Opened Up About His Rabies Diagnosis
Who wouldn’t want to be Batman? He’s rich, revered, and so handsome he makes a young Michael Keaton look like…
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Dick Pic Achieves Lifelong Dream of Being Solicited
LAS VEGAS — After years of being blocked and sent to spam by women for being unsolicited, a dick pic…
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Help! The Demon Possessing My Girlfriend Is Way Nicer Than She Is
I’m not the kind of man to ask strangers on the internet for anything other than nudes, but I’m so…
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Chris Farley, George Wendt Welcome Da Coach, Mike Ditka, To Join Da Bears Talk in Da Heaven
CHICAGO — Mike Ditka, legendary Pro Football Hall of Famer better known as Da Coach of Da Bears, was welcomed…
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Help! My Housecleaner Is the Little Old Lady From “Poltergeist”, and She’s Half-Assing Every Chore
Though my rent is so high that I can’t afford toothpaste, I recently hired the little old lady from “Poltergeist”…
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RFK Jr. Says Lethal Injections Failed Because They Contained No Vaccines
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. argued that the two lethal injections failed because they contained no vaccines. “Pentobarbital alone…
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Rob Schneider Files for Relevancy
WASHINGTON — Rob Schneider, once the famed pariah of SNL and star of such classic films as ‘Deuce Bigalow’ and ‘The Hot…
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Survey Finds Most Americans Can No Longer Afford Living in a Van Down by the River
MADISON, Wis. — A new survey found that the poverty crisis in the U.S. is even worse than many experts…
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Help! Nathan Fielder Still Doesn’t Know We’re in a Relationship
Put on a helmet and sit on the toilet because when you hear what I’m about to tell you, you’re…
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Men’s Wearhouse Suit Comes With New Interpol Album Pre-Loaded
HOUSTON — Just days after announcing it would ramp up efforts to not go bankrupt again, Men’s Wearhouse unveiled its…
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