Nicole Audrey Spector, Author at HARDTIMES

October 22, 2026

I’ll never forget the taunting instrumental jazz diddy, the dirty children with their scrawled notebook faces, the emaciated outhouse dog…

October 20, 2026

Who wouldn’t want to be Batman? He’s rich, revered, and so handsome he makes a young Michael Keaton look like…

October 17, 2026

LAS VEGAS — After years of being blocked and sent to spam by women for being unsolicited, a dick pic…

October 10, 2026

I’m not the kind of man to ask strangers on the internet for anything other than nudes, but I’m so…

October 9, 2026

CHICAGO — Mike Ditka, legendary Pro Football Hall of Famer better known as Da Coach of Da Bears, was welcomed…

October 6, 2026

Though my rent is so high that I can’t afford toothpaste, I recently hired the little old lady from “Poltergeist”…

October 1, 2026

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. argued that the two lethal injections failed because they contained no vaccines. “Pentobarbital alone…

September 16, 2026

WASHINGTON — Rob Schneider, once the famed pariah of SNL and star of such classic films as ‘Deuce Bigalow’ and ‘The Hot…

September 14, 2026

MADISON, Wis. — A new survey found that the poverty crisis in the U.S. is even worse than many experts…

September 9, 2026

Put on a helmet and sit on the toilet because when you hear what I’m about to tell you, you’re…

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