PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Hasbro announced that they will be releasing an update to the classic board game Monopoly to reflect…
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local 29-year-old irritant Kyle Brenner has reportedly become “completely unbearable” after learning the existence, but not the…
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Steve Packosky
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LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Bullshit romantic comedy drama “Crazy on You” didn’t even have English musician Peter Gabriel’s 1977 debut…
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LOS ANGELES — Reports have come in of a new hero with the superhuman ability to tell how many cars…
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SANDY SPRINGS, Ga. — A local marketing manager who pays his employees next to nothing was perplexed as to why…
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Bobby Korec
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CLE ELUM, Wash. — Local man Vincent Yangford assured his wife that his sleep paralysis demon was a “pretty chill…
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Steve Packosky
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LOS ANGELES — Actor Tom Hanks revealed that his character Captain John Miller in 1998 epic war film “Saving Private…
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Steve Packosky
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RICHMOND, Va. — Local man Bryce Carrick found himself humiliated after running out of Dude Wipes and being forced to…
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Stephen Bell
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TRENTON, N.J. — Members of the newly formed girl union at the Girl Power company report being subjected to vicious…
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Doug Kolic
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WASHINGTON — The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that his favorite pair…
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