Kevin Coutu, Author at HARDTIMES

5 Classic Films That Would Totally Get ‘Canceled’ Today, by Warner Brothers, for Tax Purposes

June 6, 2026

Not every classic film has “aged well.” Luckily, modern Warner Bros. executives understand that their creative decisions have the potential…

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Manager Who Says ‘We’re Like a Family Here’ Willing To Testify Against Any Employee

June 6, 2026

AUSTIN, Texas — Emphasizing the close personal bonds shared throughout the company, regional operations manager who says “we’re like a…

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Homeowner Spends Entire Dinner Party Explaining Which Light Switches Guests Free To Use

May 31, 2026

SEATTLE — Local homeowner Brandon Pike reportedly spent nearly the entirety of his dinner party Saturday night carefully explaining to…

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Museum Audio Guide Gently Suggests Visitor Might Be Too Dumb To Get This One

May 28, 2026

NEW YORK — A local museum visitor reported Friday that the helpful audio guide at the Museum of Contemporary Art…

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Hospital Billing Department Determined To Keep Battling Patient Long After Cancer Has Given Up

May 27, 2026

HOUSTON — Memorial Heights Hospital billing director Karen Williams confirmed Monday that she and her team remain determined to battling…

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8 Movies You Could Never Make Today Because It’s Already 2 PM and Making a Feature Film Typically Takes Several Months, if Not Years, From Development To Pre-Production to Principal Photography to Post-Production To Marketing and Distribution

May 26, 2026

When discussing classic films, particularly the comedies of yesteryear, a common and often repeated take is “Wow, you could NEVER…

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Man Renews Gym Membership on Off-Chance He Becomes Completely Different Fucking Person

May 15, 2026

PHILADELPHIA — Local man Derek Nolan reportedly renewed his gym membership Monday on the off-chance that he suddenly becomes a…

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Famous Movie Curse? Everyone From ‘Poltergeist’ Is Now Craig T. Nelson

May 14, 2026

Few films have inspired as much lasting terror and unease as the 1982 horror classic, Poltergeist. But audiences have long…

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Landlord Excited to See What Tenants Will Fix for Them Next

May 13, 2026

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local landlord Steven Halpern reportedly expressed excitement Tuesday over the latest round of repairs his tenants had…

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Inept Sex Talk Has Son Wondering If Dad Somehow Virgin

May 8, 2026

CLEVELAND — Following a vague, inaccurate, and oddly theoretical explanation of human reproduction, local 13-year-old Kyle Hartley is reportedly beginning…

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