Local Man Waiting to Form All of Opinion Before Hearing the Facts
DENVER — Local man Tyler Gibbons reportedly confirmed Tuesday that he is waiting to form all of his opinion before…
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6 Celebrities Who Look Totally Different Now Because They’re Dead and Are Mostly Bones at This Point
The pressures of aging in Hollywood can be brutal, which is why so many people are used to seeing celebrities…
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Local Weatherman Disappointed Storm He Hyped Didn’t Kill More People
TAMPA, Fla. — Local weatherman Greg Holloway reportedly expressed disappointment Monday that the major storm he had spent the week…
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Therapist Reassures Patient It Completely Normal for Loser Like Him to Feel That Way
NEW YORK — Local therapist Dr. Lauren Mitchell reassured her patient Monday that it is completely normal for a loser…
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NFL Cracks Down on Domestic Violence Reporting
NEW YORK — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell revealed that the organization is unveiling a new policy to address the domestic…
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Mom Gently Explains to Son Tooth Fairy Is Just Metaphor for How State Extracts Value From Your Body
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local mother Erin Walsh sat her young son down for a quiet, heartfelt conversation about growing up…
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L’Oreal to Only Test Makeup on the Ugly Rabbits That Need It
CLICHY, France — Cosmetics giant L’Oreal revealed that it will begin testing its makeup on only the hideous rabbits that…
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Researchers Unveil Sex Robot Capable of Feeling Shame About What Just Happened
BERKELEY, Calif. — Researchers at UC Berkeley announced they had built the first sex robot with the capacity to feel…
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Man Foolishly Believes He’s Hit Rock Bottom
BOSTON — Local man Brian Keller reportedly believes he’s hit rock bottom despite not altering a single aspect of his…
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