Bob Kerr
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April 20, 2026
RICHMOND, Va. — Tobacco giant Marlboro, in a bid to capitalize on the sober-curious movement, is introducing a line of…
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Jesse Kubanet
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April 19, 2026
LEHI, Utah — Trove Brands, the exclusive drinkware brand behind Owala, announced a new bottle designed specifically for parents to…
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Nick Brandt
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April 18, 2026
AUSTIN, Texas — Tesla Inc. is reportedly manufacturing their vehicles to drive intentionally in motorists’ field-of-view blind spots, confirmed frustrated…
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Kevin Coutu
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April 17, 2026
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local mother Erin Walsh sat her young son down for a quiet, heartfelt conversation about growing up…
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Skyler Hanrath
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April 17, 2026
PORTLAND, Ore. — Prospective job candidate Colin Hartnell artfully tucked his lustrous rattail beneath his shirt collar before his first…
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Kevin Coutu
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April 15, 2026
CLICHY, France — Cosmetics giant L’Oreal revealed that it will begin testing its makeup on only the hideous rabbits that…
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Patrick Coyne
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April 15, 2026
CLEVELAND — Friend of local polycule Devin Dietrich admitted to feeling “left out” during platonic activities that don’t require seven…
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Patrick Crooks
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April 14, 2026
CLEVELAND — Despite the benefits of accepting 20% off an online order, overwhelming majorities of Americans have decided that the…
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Patrick Crooks
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April 13, 2026
SEATTLE — Longtime resident of the self-styled “Vanguard of the Proletarian Bohemian Collective” Adam Stewart admitted that he was in…
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Doug Kolic
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April 13, 2026
KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local 55-year-old nerd finally decided to heed the lame warnings of his beloved family and respected medical…
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