Dan Rice, Author at HARDTIMES

September 2, 2026

Call me Ishmael, because that is, after all, my name: Ishmael Simmons. Ever since 2017, when musician Moby claimed to…

August 30, 2026

NEW ORLEANS — Millions of texts, emails, and DMs were misspelled over the weekend as the entire nation collectively decided…

August 27, 2026

LOS ANGELES — In what is being called a state of emergency following the back-to-back deaths of Dolly Parton and…

August 26, 2026

Hello out there, folks, it’s me, your friendly neighborhood, uh, whatever the hell I am, Gonzo. It’s been one heck…

August 26, 2026

It’s been said before that not all heroes wear capes. Case in point: Spider-Man. He’s a SUPER hero who's never…

August 21, 2026

It’s been over 10 years since micro-dosing—the practice of taking just a small amount of hardcore, mind-altering drugs every day…

August 14, 2026

NEW YORK — Elliott Brock, the man who shot UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson and then allowed beloved dreamboat Luigi Mangione…

August 12, 2026

Excelsior true believer, this is a raid! The Trump administration has just announced its plan to ramp up the cartoon-villainy…

August 10, 2026

ALASKA — Mark Zuckerberg doubled down on claims that his yacht did not hear the distress call of a nearby…

August 7, 2026

In an age when the news cycle can feel like nothing but 24/7 gloom and doom, it’s easy to succumb…

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