Viral Looksmaxxing Tutorial Just Pirated Copy of “The Ugly Stepsister”
TIKTOK — Internet sleuths have determined that a currently viral TikTok video claiming to be a how-to guide for the…
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Mountain Goats Release Album About Mountain Goats Albums
HURLEY, N.Y. — In the latest of a long string of niche concept albums exploring various cultural microcosms, The Mountain…
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Here’s Why Rewatching the Sopranos 4 Times Counts as Having Gone to Therapy
Never before in this country's history has the importance of mental health been so culturally emphasized. Unfortunately, to some, “mental…
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IRS Forced to Get Trump on Lesser Crimes of Rape and Pedophilia
WASHINGTON — After a settlement barring them from investigating Trump or his family on past tax issues, crestfallen IRS investigators…
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Opinion: Oh, Cool, She Was Serious About the Witchcraft Stuff
I’m at an age now where it’s time to get serious about finding a long-term partner. I won’t tell you…
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Total Backfire: The Recently Unclassified UFO Files Link Donald Trump to Another Massive Pedophile Ring, but In Space
Yikes, looks like Donald Trump just can’t catch a break! In the wake of pedophile allegations, the economy tanking, pedophile…
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The Only Difference Between “Tax the Rich” and a Racial Slur Is I Don’t Become Erect When I Say “Tax the Rich” – Guest Post by Steven Roth
In America today, there is one group of people who have it harder than anyone else. Every day, they face…
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King Charles Says Trump Is “Like My Brother to Me”
WASHINGTON — During a speech to Congress this afternoon, intended to emphasize and strengthen the bond between the U.S. and…
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Hegseth Prays for Blessing From Boondock Saints
WASHINGTON — In light of mounting pressure from several global conflicts, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth led top Pentagon officials…
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Mamdani’s Luxury Property Tax Forcing More Billionaires To Choose Between Clone Organ Harvesting or Private Gladiatorial Arenas
NEW YORK — NYC’s wealthiest property owners are expressing growing concern today as Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s new pied-à-terre tax is…
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