Trump to Guest Star on Upcoming Episode of “The Pitt”
BURBANK, Calif — President and part-time actor Donald Trump will make a guest appearance on an upcoming episode of medical…
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Is He Even Good at This? 5 European Authoritarian Leaders Rob Schneider Has Failed To Keep in Power
When you think of the architects of the current global far-right movement, the first three people to come to mind…
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Who Said It? Donald Trump or Rita Repulsa
Was there ever a better time to be a kid than the ‘90s? We had the best toys, the best…
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Trump Fires Eric as Son
WASHINGTON — Speaking with reporters on Air Force One this morning, President Donald Trump confirmed rumors that he did indeed…
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Oh, Like Your Husband Never Engaged in a Bimbofication Fetish While You Had an Affair on a Taxpayer-Funded Luxury Jet – Guest Post by Kristi Noem
Well, don't we just love to pile on. Is it lonely up there on your pedestals, everybody? Oh, whoopsie, I…
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This Is Not a Time for Jokes — Guest Post by Chuck Norris
Hello internet. This is martial artist Chuck Norris. You know me from films such as The Delta Force, Invasion USA,…
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Every Friday the 13th Movie Ranked by How Often It’s Used as an ICE Training Video
Slasher fans rejoice! Friday the 13th is upon us, that special day of the year (or two, or sometimes three…
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Trump Vows Next Bombing of Elementary School Will Have ‘Most Up-To-Date Intelligence Imaginable’
WASHINGTON — In the aftermath of the U.S. bombing of an Iranian girls' elementary school due to outdated military intelligence,…
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“People Die in War,” Shrugs Man Who Has Spent Hours Screaming About Trans Kids Playing Softball
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump, famous for his loud, impassioned tirades about such topics as high school trans athletes, the…
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Trump Fires Noem, Nominates Markwayne Mullin To Fuck Corey Lewandowski on Luxury Jets
WASHINGTON — President Trump will be firing Secretary of Homeland Security and nominating Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin to take over…
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