Moo Deng Offers Punch the Monkey Advice on Fame, Small Bump of Coke
JAPAN — Former child animal star Moo Deng the hippo paid a visit to the Ichikawa City Zoo yesterday to…
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Donald Trump to Guest on “Celebrity To Catch a Predator”
WASHINGTON — Long-running pedophile sting show “To Catch a Predator” will be returning to the air next with a special…
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Tradition, Elegance, and the Height of Fashion: A Breakdown of Prince Andrew’s Lavish $100,000,000 Arrest Ceremony
It’s a great day to be a royal watcher! The arrest of former Prince Andrew for misconduct in the office…
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Legendary Character Actor Tom Noonan, Standing Behind You, Right Now, Dead at 74
Film fans across the country mourn today, learning that beloved actor Tom Noonan, known for roles such as Frankenstein in…
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Long Shot, but Would Anyone Like To Hang Out and Talk About Stoned Ape Theory With Me, Who Is, and I Cannot Stress This Enough, NOT a Racist?
Fringe theory used to be fun. You just sat around getting stoned for hours on end, speculating wildly about topics…
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Home Alone 1 Pulls Hitler Cameo From Streaming
BURBANK, Calif. —Citing widespread criticism and calls for a boycott, Disney has announced it will pull the now-controversial Adolph Hitler…
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In Response to Trump’s Tasteless Meme, We Put His Face on the Body of a Known Rapist and Pedophile
It’s a sad state of affairs that we’ve all just gotten used to childish, wildly inappropriate behavior from our own…
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Kristi Noem Announces Alternative Puppy Bowl
WASHINGTON — Inspired by Turning Point’s alternative halftime show, Kristi Noem has announced that she will be airing her own…
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I Thought I Was a Republican, Turns Out I Just Needed a Dom
If there is a conservative in your life, be it a relative, acquaintance, or just an online troll who won’t…
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Why Go Watch One Good Movie in a Theater When You Can Watch 1000 Mediocre Ones at Home, Take Anti-Depressants, and Breed More Workers? – Guest Post by Ted Sarandos
Greetings, average American viewer, it’s me, Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos, taking time out of my busy day to talk to…
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