There’s a reason people are calling Aaron Lewis “the thinking-man’s Kid Rock.” Armed with a 4th-grade reading level and a desperate need to have something to talk about with Tucker Carlson, Lewis was able to oust Bruce Springsteen as the traitor he’s been all along, decoding The Boss’s hit “Born in the U.S.A” as being critical of America’s involvement in Vietnam, all despite the song saying “U.S.A” a lot and the album having a flag right no the cover!
While Springsteen’s anti-war propaganda comes as a shocking reveal to many, it now seems Lewis has uncovered an even more insidious threat to Christ’s America: Jesus Christ himself!
In a recent podcast interview, the Staind frontman confessed that he was once an avid fan of Jesus of Nazareth, fully buying into the messiah’s image as the cornerstone of blue-collar American values. That all changed, however, when Lewis began examining Jesus’s lyrics critically.
After a deep-dive analysis of hits like The Sermon on the Mount, John 8:7, and Mathew 5:44, Lewis now sees Jesus as an elitist who stands in direct opposition to American values like capitalism, racial homogeneity, and militaristic might.
“I think he is just a disgusting display of not appreciating America. The fact that he duped us all by centering our religion, Christianity, around his teachings while low-key giving the most woke, anti-American sermons ever, it’s just plain diabolical to me. I’m angry at myself for not seeing it for so long and actually giving him, in my mind, the credit of being a representation of God in human form and my personal lord and savior. Jesus, if you’re reading this. My eyes are open, and you are on notice.”
Lewis didn’t just stop at criticizing the teachings of Christ. He went on to fire shots at many of the Son of God’s alleged miracles.
“Dude fed entire masses with but a few fish and a few loaves of bread. Great. That’s 5000 people fully conditioned to expect handouts going forward. No wonder this country is such a mess.”
Lewis even went on to put the lord on blast for what many believers view as his greatest gift to the world, sacrificing his own life to cleanse our sins.
“Do you realize how many hardened criminals Jesus just took the fall for? I’m talking real bad hombres, guys from who knows where who should have been put away forever, just walking the streets of heaven freely. We deserve a lord and savior who isn’t so soft on crime if you ask me.”
