April 29, 2026
Sometimes things are not what they seem. A blessing might be a curse, a horse might be a donkey, and…
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April 25, 2026
STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Leading musical anthropologists announced that they have discovered a previously uncontacted metal genre, confirmed sources. “I was…
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March 3, 2026
WASHINGTON — Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller admitted that he’s just building Aryan Nation credibility for his inevitable imprisonment,…
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January 11, 2026
BUFFALO, N.Y. — A local disturbed man took bankgoers hostage and threatened to execute one every hour until his friends…
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January 8, 2026
PHOENIX, Ariz. — A somber Erika Kirk took a quiet, personal moment to mourn her late husband with only six…
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December 22, 2025
SAN FRANCISCO — The local kink community was fascinated today by a dom who compels their sub to both read…
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December 10, 2025
Wow. The cinematic world was just rocked once more as Quentin Tarantino doubled down on his previous statements on Paul…
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November 10, 2025
CHICAGO — The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists shocked the world today with an announcement that their most chill scientist…
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August 30, 2025
ARLINGTON, Va. — Local restaurant the Green Garden began serving mocktails which are perfect for the person who doesn’t want…
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July 7, 2025
SAN ANTONIO, Texas — Local right-wing conservative Tom Rospin wore a MAGA hat to the airport to let the flight…
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