Man Feels Uneasy When Rod Serling Gives Opening Narration Near Him
DALLAS — Quarantined man Forest Whitlock was struck with a feeling of great anxiety today upon seeing Rod Serling, host…
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Website Has No Idea What to Do With Actual Horny MILF In Your Area Who Just Signed Up to Fuck With No Strings Attached
DETROIT — The operators of popular pornography site PornGash were confused and panicked last night when an actual local, horny…
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I Am Your Estranged Father and I Returned to Retrospectively Review “Achtung Baby”
Hey there kiddo, it’s been a while huh? "Achtung Baby" was U2’s seminal 1991 masterpiece, a rejection of their previous…
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Imagine Dragons Scrap New Album Because No Songs Are Fit to Play Leading Into NFL Commercials
LOS ANGELES — Popular rock band Imagine Dragons announced today that they scrapped their upcoming album “Explosion” when they realized…
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