So Called DIY Band Bought Premade Instruments
ATLANTA — A bombshell accusation was made against so-called do-it-yourself band Slither In which revealed the band bought premade instruments…
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Alarm At 4:20 Not So Funny During Trial
CHICAGO – Local stoner Matt Reed recently discovered that his daily alarm at 4:20 p.m. wasn’t received well during his…
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Hey, Sorry I Accidentally Let It Slip That You Had A Boyfriend Who Looked Like A Girlfriend That Your Boyfriend Had In February of Last Year
I know it’s been a while since we last talked, but I wanted to give you a heads up before…
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Realistic Army Commercial Features Recruit Masturbating Four Times A Day In Porta Potty
ARLINGTON, Va. – Army officials at the Pentagon debuted a new, realistic recruitment commercial that portrays a recruit masturbating four…
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Joe Rogan Artfully Steers Guest’s Conversation About Mortality To Gorillas
AUSTIN – Veteran MMA commentator and comedian Joe Rogan steered his podcast conversation from his guest’s earnest discussion of mortality…
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Company With Job Posting Looking For Rock Stars Didn’t Expect Bret Michaels To Show Up
NEW YORK – Employees of boutique consulting firm PayIt were shocked today when Bret Michaels showed up demanding an interview…
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Five Ways To Make the Student Driver in Front of You Fail Their Test
There will come a time in your life when you’re driving and you suddenly realize that the car in front…
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Inside the Ironic ICP Fan to Earnest Juggalo Pipeline
I walk into a dark room. Sitting on a chair in the shadows is a man with a painted face.…
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5 Historical Figures That Were Way More Punk Than You Could Ever Wish to Be
What does it mean to be "punk" anyway? That question has been debated for decades, but we can confidently say…
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Man Fails to Hide Anal Cunt Poster in Background of Work Call
BETHESDA, Md. – Local accountant Peter Wombach reportedly failed to successfully hide a signed Anal Cunt poster in the background…
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