Uh Oh, It’s Time to Actually Do the Things You Were Sexting About
So it finally happened. You met someone on Tinder and have been sexting them for the past week and a…
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Fire Alarm That Plays Imagine Dragons Guarantees Total Evacuation
LOS ANGELES — Gnull Industries recently announced a new fire alarm that guarantees total room evacuation by blaring songs from…
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Fuck: Team Lead Wants To Make Meetings Fun
Shit. This is bad. We just had the first of our daily stand-ups with the new team lead, and he’s…
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Tucker Carlson Has Performance Review With Boss In Moscow
MOSCOW – Controversial conservative firebrand and ‘journalist’ Tucker Carlson was recently spotted in Moscow to conduct his annual performance review…
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10 Death Grips Songs To Ruin A Pleasant Board Game Night
It's that special time of the month when you get together with friends and family to play some board games…
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“This Is Our Personal 9/11 Except We Can’t Make Money From It,” Says Toby Keith’s Family In Touching Tribute
MOORE, Ok. – The country music world was saddened today by the news that country star Toby Keith lost his…
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Adidas Liquidates Yeezy Stocks To Make Room For Mountain Goats Signature Sneakers
PORTLAND, Ore. —Sneakerheads around the country are celebrating after Adidas announced that they’ll be liquidating their stocks of remaining Yeezy…
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Person Trying to Get Into Kink Forced to Memorize Three Pages of Acronyms
LAKE PLACID, N.Y. — Sexually curious man Alex Poe was forced to memorize three pages of acronyms before diving into…
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Horny Boomer Sends Unsolicited Dick Fax
SILVER SPRING, Md. – Local Boomer Glen Thais created a disturbance at the insurance firm where he is employed after…
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So Called DIY Band Bought Premade Instruments
ATLANTA — A bombshell accusation was made against so-called do-it-yourself band Slither In which revealed the band bought premade instruments…
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