5 Historical Figures That Were Way More Punk Than You Could Ever Wish to Be
What does it mean to be "punk" anyway? That question has been debated for decades, but we can confidently say…
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Man Fails to Hide Anal Cunt Poster in Background of Work Call
BETHESDA, Md. – Local accountant Peter Wombach reportedly failed to successfully hide a signed Anal Cunt poster in the background…
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Concerning: Dentist Just Put On Speed Metal Before Root Canal
AUSTIN, Texas — Local dental patient Peter Thomas was in a state of panic recently when his dentist began absolutely…
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GWAR Forced to Build Costume and Elaborate Backstory for Tambourine Player Featured in One Song
RICHMOND, Va. — Thrash metal band GWAR was forced to build an immense costume and elaborate backstory for a tambourine…
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Realistic Aaron Sorkin Film Features Characters Thinking of Witty Retort Five Minutes Later
LOS ANGELES – Aaron Sorkin caused a stir in Hollywood when he released a new “more grounded” script replacing stylized…
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What the Fuck: This Guy Is Listening to the Mountain Goats While Lifting
Normally the gym is a place for quiet contemplation and self-improvement, but this time I left utterly confused. This enormous…
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Courteous Singer Says “Guitar” Before Guitar Solo
DETROIT — Lead singer James Scott of punk band Dante’s Inferno takes time out of his busy schedule to shout…
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Man With Vape Musters Courage to Hang With Smokers Outside Show
HOUSTON — Local vaper Chris Garcia finally hyped himself up enough to hang out with a group of cigarette smokers…
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New Farmers Insurance Ad Features J.K. Simmons Brutally Demeaning Man Without Boat Insurance
LOS ANGELES – Farmers Insurance launched a new ad campaign featuring Oscar-winning actor J.K. Simmons brutally demeaning a man for…
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Wacky Friend On Teen Sitcom Acting Out To Escape Terrible Home Life
ANYTOWN, USA — Darrell “Sloppy” Jones, the wacky friend and outlandish next-door neighbor from teen sitcom “Janey and Joey,” reportedly…
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