Dan Rice
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BURBANK, Calif — President and part-time actor Donald Trump will make a guest appearance on an upcoming episode of medical…
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James Knapp
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This holiday used to mean something in this country. It meant the joy on your children’s faces when they woke…
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Steve Packosky
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HEAVEN — Brock Sterling, a recently deceased metalhead and supposed fan of legendary death metal band Deicide, found himself inexplicably…
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Dan Rice
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Is there anything the left loves more than attempting to smear and vilify the leader of our great nation? It…
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Doug Kolic
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I was never a very religious person until recently when my life of sin finally forced me to confront my…
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Local man Jerry Whipple, a self-described red-blooded, god-fearing follower of Christ, was outraged when he noticed…
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Steve Packosky
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Ew, gross! You just got off your grandmother’s couch while you were visiting her and you accidentally brushed against the…
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Ryan Danley
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NEW YORK — Local punk rocker and present-day messiah, Lenny “Resin” Jackson stunned the masses crashing at his squat by…
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Peter Woods
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BETHLEHEM, Pa. — Consumers across the nation broadly agreed that easter candy tastes better than regular candy despite being made…
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Daniel Freborg
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BOISE, Idaho — A local family admitted they haven’t read a single word of the Bible that has been with…
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