SEATTLE — A Federal judge recently released the alleged suicide note of Jeffrey Epstein, prompting a handwriting analyst from Seattle,…
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LOS ANGELES — “Star Wars” fans are expressing their joy over franchise creator George Lucas’s decision to continue his longstanding…
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MINNEAPOLIS — An ICE agent being treated at Abbott Northwestern Hospital in Minneapolis recently attempted to deport the doctor performing…
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RICHMOND, Va. — Several ICE agents had their internal organs forcibly removed during a recent raid on the Slave Pit,…
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Most techno music to me sounds like someone force-feeding a crushed-up mixture of crystal meth and ecstasy to an NES,…
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As you’re no doubt already aware, Hall & Oates just released their annual Best Things in Life list, and what…
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Limp Bizkit superfan Dylan “Chuds” McKenzie pinpointed the exact day Fred Durst is referring to in the…
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BOSTON — Middle-aged punk Mickey “Goatfucker” Sullivan never thought that swallowing several pills at once would be the most mundane…
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It was P.T. Barnum’s angsty cousin who once said, “There’s a poser born every minute,” and the older I get,…
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Washington — President Trump took to Truth Social to defend his recent executive order to cut federal funding for PBS…
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