Rising Gas Prices Forces Touring Band To Flintstone Their Way Between Gigs
CONROE, Texas — The ongoing war in Iran and steep increase in the cost of gasoline has forced touring folk-punk…
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James Knapp
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Karaoke Night Sound Guy Rigs Mic To Electrocute Anyone Who Tries To Hit the Falsetto in ‘Take on Me’
GETTYSBURG, Pa. — Local sound guy and part-time sadist Rick Smithston recently made life a whole hell of a lot…
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Adulting Win! I’ve Successfully Hidden the Body
Well, that was exhausting. But also, fulfilling… in a way that I probably shouldn’t explicate on in case any legal…
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Safe Space: This Support Group Helps Men In Their 40s Accept That They’ll Never Host MST3K
Every man — literally every single male-identifying person on God’s green earth — has at some point in their life…
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Opening Band Impresses Headliner With 45 Minutes of Meticulous Tuning
DENVER — Local math-ska band Honkzonga recently wasted theirs and everyone else's time while trying to impress the headliner for…
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Opinion: It’s Time To Put the “Christ” Back in “Not Giving Money to Homeless People”
This holiday used to mean something in this country. It meant the joy on your children’s faces when they woke…
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Songwriter’s Dark, Deep, Lonely Creative Process Mostly an Excuse to Get Day Drunk on a Tuesday
MANITOWOC, Wis. — Brooding songwriter Evan Stone's dark, deep, and lonely creative process was seen mostly as an excuse to…
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Opinion: I Should Get HomeGoods Rewards Points for the Stuff I Shoplift From There as Well
Corporate credit rewards policy in this country has gone straight to hell. And HomeGoods is the most corporate credit hell…
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5 Household Pets That I’ve Failed To Teach Karate To
Karate—the perennial backup sport for kids who weren’t coordinated enough to play soccer. And what is a more direct comparison…
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5 Keys to a Successful Marriage That Are All Just Eating Burger King in Your Car at 3 p.m. Because You Just Just Fucking Can’t Right Now
As anyone who has been married for any span of time knows, there are some days when you just gotta…
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