BILOXI, Miss. — Recent reports from the United States Department of Health and Human Services indicate that the debut EP by Laura Jane Grace and…
Look guys, we’re sorry. We really didn’t mean to do this interview, we were just kinda buzzed and made a snarky off-the-cuff remark. It snowballed…
Okay, I’m just going to say something that I know a lot of people are going to take issue with, but it’s important for me…
It’s September, which basically means it’s Halloween and Alkaline Trio have long held the distinction of being the spookiest boys, who are actually grown men,…
LOS ANGELES — A brand new Hot Topic franchise opened for business on Hollywood Boulevard mere moments after acclaimed director Tim Burton received his star…
SETSONVILLE, Md. — A recent influx of white people who are somehow even more wealthy and entitled than the last bunch caused area microbreweries to…
There have been plenty of reported miracles throughout the course of human history, ranging from Christ’s resurrection after his crucifixion at the hands of the…
Remember The Spongmonkeys? Sure you do, they were those two fucked up-looking hamster things that convinced the world that toasting a sandwich was enough to…
Well, this was certainly unexpected. Here I am, a relatively law-abiding American citizen, trying to submit my application for a simple “License To Ill” only…
The Dead Milkmen are a punk band from Philadelphia and not just what happens when your dad finds the milkman’s underpants hastily hidden behind his…
Okay, so let’s address this right at the start, we couldn’t decide which Teen Wolf to use for this list. We thought about using the…
Holy hell! What the fuck is that thing? I have never seen a bug like that in my life and there is a near zero…
Okay class, may I have your attention for a moment? We know that there are some rumors going around about the school’s faculty and we…
OAKLAND, Calif. — Damien Pocket, a longtime “fan” of early ‘90s proto-emo outfit Jawbreaker, recently began wondering when it’s going to once again become accepted…
Everclear: Art Alexakis’ main meal ticket since 1992. Until now mostly remembered for four or five ‘90s songs that have begun gracefully transitioning onto classic…