Beto Wears Bad Brains Tee at Debate to Impress Cory Booker
HOUSTON, Tex. — Presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke arrived at the third Democratic primary debate today wearing a Bad Brains T-shirt…
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Five Things We Learned Trying to Interview a Live Bear
If there’s one thing everyone knows about the Hard Times, it’s that we’re avid nature enthusiasts. Recently, we had the…
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We Tried to Interview Henry Rollins but Jeff Fucked Up the Schedule. So Instead Here’s a Transcript of Jeff Being Fired
Recently, Henry Rollins, acclaimed actor from the 1994 movie ‘The Chase’, agreed to sit down for an interview with the…
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Surf Rock Lifeguard Saves Struggling Fan from Pit
SAN DIEGO — Surf rock enthusiast Caleb Hoffmeister was rescued last night by an on-site lifeguard after getting caught in…
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Anarchist Father Teaches Son to Throw Perfect Spiral Through Starbucks Window
TOWSON, Md. — Noted anarchist and father Conor “Red” Hampton spent a wholesome afternoon yesterday teaching his 12-year-old son Dennis…
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We Tried to Interview Mission of Burma and Somehow Ended up Joining the Peace Corps
This is all a bit confusing but hopefully we’ll be able to explain what happened and the Peace Corps will…
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Revised Pop-Punk Rhyming Dictionary Clocks in at Just Under Eight Pages
PARAMUS, N.J. – Publishing company Marion-Waxslaw released the revised 3rd edition of its Pop-Punk Rhyming Dictionary earlier this week, expanded…
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