Skyler Hanrath
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April 11, 2026
HOUSTON — Local man Lou Marling assured himself that his years of failure could be played off as no more…
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Bobby Korec
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April 11, 2026
STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Local video game protagonist Mega Man gained the ability to rap after defeating Wu-Tang Clan member…
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Steve Packosky
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April 10, 2026
LAFAYETTE, Ind. — Millennial Scott Eardner momentarily lost himself in his local Fresh Thyme and spent his entire life savings…
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Doug Kolic
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April 10, 2026
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump warned Cuba that if they didn’t immediately capitulate to all his demands, he would destroy…
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Cam Berkowitz
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April 9, 2026
LOS ANGELES — Martin Espinosa, a local CVS employee tasked with unlocking the store’s glass cases containing creams, ointments, and…
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Arielle Andreano
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April 9, 2026
COSTA MESA, Calif. — Apparel and skateboarding shoe brand Vans is partnering with elder care brand Life Alert to cater…
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Kevin Coutu
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April 8, 2026
BOSTON — Local man Brian Keller reportedly believes he’s hit rock bottom despite not altering a single aspect of his…
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Ben Friedman
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April 8, 2026
CHICAGO — McDonald’s announced that the fast food chain would be undergoing a massive overhaul of their affordable deal menu…
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Nick Brandt
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April 7, 2026
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — An “out of order” sign in a public restroom didn’t stand a chance against local libertarian Royce…
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Sam LiButti
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April 7, 2026
ALBUQUERQUE — Local 12-year-old audiophile Jimmy Johanson reportedly insists that famed accordion virtuoso “Weird Al” Yankovic’s music sounds “warmer” on…
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