Sean Fallon, Author at HARDTIMES

April 15, 2026

WASHINGTON DC. Bodyguard Jack Hershaw is being hailed as a hero for leaping in front of Senate hopeful Bob Russell…

January 27, 2026

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump demanded that the Naboo Globe of Peace be taken away from Gungan leader Boss Nass…

January 8, 2026

WASHINGTON — The White House announced the debut of a non-woke version of Jesus Christ called John America, confirmed sources.…

March 10, 2025

TAMPA, Fla. — Local curmudgeon John McCallister loudly revealed that he believed wheelchair ramps are woke, despite once being capable…

November 2, 2024

I missed the subway this morning and got caught in the rain, and just when I thought things couldn’t get…

November 1, 2024

BUTLER, Penn. – Billionaire Elon Musk unveiled an offer of $1 million to anyone willing to sign his birthday card,…

September 21, 2024

BOCA RATON, Fla. — Conservative podcaster Ben Shapiro called for a boycott of Zoltar machines after his wish to become…

September 6, 2024

PALM BEACH, Fla. – Sources within the Trump campaign reported that the former president and his team are seemingly overwhelmed…

August 4, 2024

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Michelle Reynolds was horrified to find her recent engagement announcement completely overshadowed by her friend Taylor Swift…

July 13, 2024

WASHINGTON — President Biden’s struggling campaign was given a sudden boost with his approval numbers at record highs after releasing…