Bobby Korec
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CLE ELUM, Wash. — Local man Vincent Yangford assured his wife that his sleep paralysis demon was a “pretty chill…
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Steve Packosky
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LOS ANGELES — Actor Tom Hanks revealed that his character Captain John Miller in 1998 epic war film “Saving Private…
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Dan Kozuh
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LOS ANGELES — In a controversial but, according to organizers, “inevitable” decision, the International Bassist Council (IBC) confirmed Tuesday that…
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Steve Packosky
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RICHMOND, Va. — Local man Bryce Carrick found himself humiliated after running out of Dude Wipes and being forced to…
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Stephen Bell
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TRENTON, N.J. — Members of the newly formed girl union at the Girl Power company report being subjected to vicious…
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Doug Kolic
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WASHINGTON — The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that his favorite pair…
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Audrey Vieira
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ARLINGTON, Texas — Five years after celebrating its grand opening, a Subway sandwich shop saw sales double with the arrival…
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Doug Kolic
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VANCOUVER, British Columbia — A local man who coupled a T-shirt with a blazer must be an absolute creative genius,…
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Sarah Cortina
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local insufferable man Mitch Roberts announced recently that he was “about to be so annoying,” a sentiment…
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Ben Sobieck
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LOS ANGELES — A visionary photographer told the band Murder Muffin to look as bored as possible during a photo…
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