5 Other Orifices You Can Get the Godsmack Sun Tattooed Around!
Most people know the hard rock band Godsmack from action movie trailers and their mom’s boyfriend’s CD collection, but did…
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Kyle Donley
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Heartbreaking! Man’s Sex Playlist Officially Becomes Masturbation Playlist
Fans of Chris Weir's Spotify profile were in for quite the shock when Chris' long-dormant sex playlist, “SeXXX PLaYLiST”, was…
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Well Fuck Me Then! Friend of a Friend Introduces Himself Like We Didn’t Already Drunkenly Meet at a Party Nine Years Ago
So apparently Mike’s friend Clay doesn’t seem to know about Mike’s friend me, and I don’t know, maybe it’s a…
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What the Fuck? Glenn Beck Is Playing Synths on the New Ariel Pink Album, and It Sounds Really Good
When hypnagogic mastermind Ariel Pink was outed for attending Donald Trump’s infamous January 6th rally, he lost it all —…
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Little Bit of Help Please! I’m the Man in the Box, and I’m a Little Concerned That Alice in Chains Forgot I Was Still in Here
Look, the last thing I want to do is sound ungrateful for being the inspiration behind Alice In Chains’ first…
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I’ll Be the Judge of That! Waiter Thinks Plate Is Really Hot
“Oh God, please let this be our food!” A cavalcade of 19-year-old boys shoot out of the kitchen area that…
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Great Deal! $6,800 Modular Synthesizer Comes With 20 Patch Cables and a Divorce From Your Wife!
Are you a man in your forties with a fine arts degree and a medium-to-high-level paying job? If so, you’re…
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Brave! Man Struggles To Sing Both Eddie Vedder and Chris Cornell Parts of “Hunger Strike”
Seattle may have been the grunge capital of the world back in the ‘90s, but this Tuesday morning, Rockford, Illinois…
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Holy Shit! New Evidence Suggests the Cops Were Chasing the Gin Blossoms Around in “Hey Jealousy” For a Triple Homicide
Shocking new details have emerged from a VH1 Classic investigation into the Gin Blossoms involvement in a gruesome cold case…
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Nostalgia FTW: This Millennial Based Their Entire Identity on Liking the “Angus” Soundtrack
To the untrained eye, Josh Dibbets is an average 39-year-old male. He lives in a condo with his uncle, has…
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