Cut the Shit! We All Know Dad Contributed Nothing to This Birthday Present
Wow thanks Mom…and Dad. Look at this fat sack of shit. Can barely even keep his eyes open. Sorry, I’ll…
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Kyle Donley
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Jared Leto Clarifies He’s Studying for His Next Role Where He Plays a Pedophile Named Jared Leto
A new documentary is alleging that actor-musician Jared Leto has engaged in a disturbing pattern of grooming and sexually assaulting…
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8 Other Dildos Steely Dan Almost Named Themselves After
Walter Becker and Donald Fagen famously named their musical partnership after literary giant William S. Burroughs’ fictionalized phallus from Naked…
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If I Had a Time Machine I Would Go Back to WWII, Find Hitler, and Perform “Ice Ice Baby” – guest post by Vanilla Ice
A lot of motherfuckers got something to say about me performing at the Freedom 250 concert, so I’m here to…
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If Neutral Milk Hotel Is Such a Great Band, Why Is Their Rating on Tripadvisor So Low?
Their cult status and critically acclaimed albums have landed them at the top of lists curated by the likes of…
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Bro, the Only Reason the Strokes Made It Is Because They’re Nepo Babies and Their Debut Album’s an All-Time Classic
Oh, you like The Strokes? Yeah, that’s cool. You know they were all like little rich glitterati kids from New…
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5 Other Orifices You Can Get the Godsmack Sun Tattooed Around!
Most people know the hard rock band Godsmack from action movie trailers and their mom’s boyfriend’s CD collection, but did…
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Heartbreaking! Man’s Sex Playlist Officially Becomes Masturbation Playlist
Fans of Chris Weir's Spotify profile were in for quite the shock when Chris' long-dormant sex playlist, “SeXXX PLaYLiST”, was…
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Well Fuck Me Then! Friend of a Friend Introduces Himself Like We Didn’t Already Drunkenly Meet at a Party Nine Years Ago
So apparently Mike’s friend Clay doesn’t seem to know about Mike’s friend me, and I don’t know, maybe it’s a…
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What the Fuck? Glenn Beck Is Playing Synths on the New Ariel Pink Album, and It Sounds Really Good
When hypnagogic mastermind Ariel Pink was outed for attending Donald Trump’s infamous January 6th rally, he lost it all —…
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