Big Win! Guy Manages To Take Off Sweatshirt Without Exposing Nipples
Are you a man over 30 with a little tummy and weird patches of overgrown body hair sprouting from your…
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Wait What? I Thought This Was an Eric Andre Prank but I Think I Actually Helped Him Kill Someone
It was unmistakably Eric Andre ordering a Chablis on the rocks next to me at the bar. I’m a pretty…
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Heartbreaking: Ghost Of Elliott Smith Still Too Shy To Haunt People
As we all know by now, heaven and hell do not exist, God is a figment of our collective imagination,…
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Heartwarming: LA County Sperm Bank Confirms the Gallon of Semen Pumped From Rod Stewart’s Stomach in the ’80s Has Been Used to Father Over 50 Children!
31-year old Rancho Cucamonga native Lee Vitrano is the picture of perfect health — a triathlon athlete, personal trainer, and…
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8 Other Songs Natalie Portman Said Would Change My Life but Ended Up Just Being Indie Rock From 2004
There I was in the neurologist’s office waiting room, sitting next to Natalie Portman. I couldn’t believe it! She was…
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Sad! This Painfully Shy Man Would Love to Order Fajitas but Cannot Handle the Flashy Presentation
To some, it is a delicious dish replete with grilled meats and vegetables, best enjoyed in the company of friends…
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Grindcore Fan Thinks All Death Metal Sounds the Same
REHOBOTH BEACH, Del. — Local grindcore fan Nick Heineke recently criticized all death metal for sounding exactly the same, confirmed…
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Hold Up! If Columbia House Went Out Of Business 10 Years Ago, Who Keeps Mailing Me These Melissa Etheridge CDs?
I’ve always been a reasonable guy. I don’t believe in supernatural forces or little green aliens. But some things just…
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“Good Riddance” by Green Day Suddenly Starts Playing Every Time I See My Uncle Now and I’m Concerned He Might Be Dying
Look, I’m not really a religious or spiritual person but I’ve been around the block long enough to know that…
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Woman Horrified to Learn the “Fur Baby” Her Date Keeps Referring to Is His Braided Goatee
APPLETON, Wis. — Local woman Allyson Boyle was completely turned off after discovering that her date Doug Innis referred to…
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