What the Fuck? “Big Score” in Heist Movie From 1990 Is $29,000
If you’re anything like me, you like to end a nice long day of crushing it at your dead-end job…
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How To Tell if Rick Rubin Is Producing Your Album or Just Simply Napping
So Rick Rubin is producing your next album. Fantastic news! He’s a musical genius known for unconventional production methods such…
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Whoa Sick! New Velvet Revolver Reissue To Include Six New Songs and a Hermetically Sealed Vial of an Std From 2005
In honor of the 20 year anniversary of their smash debut album Contraband, the surviving members of Velvet Revolver have…
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Profiles in Courage: Meet the Firefighter Who Has Single-Handedly Been Putting Out Kings of Leon Sex Fires for Two Decades
Rick Stiever is a man of simple means. The unassuming veteran of the Humboldt County Fire Department is a lean,…
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Busted! Mounting Evidence Suggests Tom Morello Has Been Making the Guitar Sounds With His Mouth This Whole Time
Throughout the ‘90s and early 2000s, audiences simply could not believe their ears when ax-man Tom Morello plugged in his…
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Consumer Report: Switching to Johnson & Johnson Baby Shampoo Had Little to No Effect on How Much I Cry in the Shower
I recently purchased a bottle of Johnson & Johnson’s Baby Shampoo with the expectation that my prolonged bouts of showertime…
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Big Win! Guy Manages To Take Off Sweatshirt Without Exposing Nipples
Are you a man over 30 with a little tummy and weird patches of overgrown body hair sprouting from your…
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Wait What? I Thought This Was an Eric Andre Prank but I Think I Actually Helped Him Kill Someone
It was unmistakably Eric Andre ordering a Chablis on the rocks next to me at the bar. I’m a pretty…
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Heartbreaking: Ghost Of Elliott Smith Still Too Shy To Haunt People
As we all know by now, heaven and hell do not exist, God is a figment of our collective imagination,…
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Heartwarming: LA County Sperm Bank Confirms the Gallon of Semen Pumped From Rod Stewart’s Stomach in the ’80s Has Been Used to Father Over 50 Children!
31-year old Rancho Cucamonga native Lee Vitrano is the picture of perfect health — a triathlon athlete, personal trainer, and…
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