Maksym LaRouche
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WASHINGTON — In the wake of recent protests and upheaval in the American Great Lakes region, President Trump claimed today…
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Dan Rice
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MINNEAPOLIS — An ICE agent is reportedly resting comfortably in hospital and expected to make a full recovery after an…
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Ben Sobieck
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SAN FRANCISCO — Bob Weird, a founding member of the Grateful Dead, died at age 78 yesterday, according to autocorrect.…
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danerice
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INTERNET — Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem has categorically condemned the publication of the article you are currently reading,…
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Matt Dooman
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CINCINNATI — A suspect is in custody today after breaking a window in the Ohio home of Vice President JD…
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Dan Rice
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WASHINGTON — In a stunning instance of miscommunication between departments, ICE agents have deported Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro back to…
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Ben Friedman
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. - FBI Director Kash Patel has informed reporters of a breakthrough in the manhunt for the Brown University…
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Dan Rice
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When you enter the world of politics, you are no longer just a person; you’re a brand. Everything you say…
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Dan Rice
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Citing advancing mega-arthritis preventing him from “giving 100% every night,” Megadeth founder Dave Mustaine has announced he…
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Trevor Graham
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BRANSON, Mo. — A family of four was evicted from the home of twelve years due to a Democrat hoax…
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