So, you got got. It’s okay, it happens to the best of us, and it’s all part of the game! Rug pulls by dishonest internet…
Steve From “Blue’s Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands
LOS ANGELES – Millennials recently found themselves bawling with tears of joy after Steve Burns of “Blue’s Clues” fame once again touched their hearts by…
Six Normal Life Tasks that Are Now Viral TikTok Challenges
Social media trends come and go so quickly it’s hard to know what the hell is cool anymore. When it comes to TikTok, entire memes…
Woman Feeling Left Out Spends Afternoon Catching Up on 25 Years’ Worth of Blue’s Clues
BLUEFIELD, W.V. — Local woman Erica Forster is currently on hour nine of watching 25 years’ worth of Blue’s Clues, following a viral video released…
The Noid Returns Despite Connections To Pizzagate
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Somewhat popular spokesmutant the Noid returned from self-imposed isolation which immediately resulted in newly leaked emails surrounding Pizzagate allegations, confirmed sources…
Where are they now? Every guy with stained sheets on Room Raiders
Of the 178 reality shows MTV released between 2002-2005, none of them quite popularized using a blacklight to look for semen on bed sheets like…
GENEVA, Switzerland — The World Health Organization released strict new guidelines today to help millions of people quarantined around the world avoid nomination for viral…
OK Go Celebrates 1 Billion YouTube Views, 10 Spotify Streams
CHICAGO — Pop-rock band and music video powerhouses OK Go recently celebrated reaching over one billion views on their YouTube channel, as well as over…
Covfefe Shirt Finally Arrives In Mail
HARTFORD, Conn. — Local comical shirt collector and self-described #Resistance member Jared Wayne was overjoyed this morning by the arrival of his months-old order for…