Not Bad! My Dentist Found Two Cavities, but at Least Sade Is Playing
I’ve been going to Dr. Lin since I was four years old, and for the last 30 years, she has…
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Jay Leon Feder
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Portland Barista Fired After Failing To Display ‘The Little Prince’ Tattoo
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local barista Mark Redmound was fired from his barista position last month for failing to display his…
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You Posers Don’t Even Care About Moo Deng Anymore
2025 has, without a doubt, been one of the bleakest years in a decade made up entirely of bleak years.…
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New Los Angeles Law Requires You to Ask Dog Owners Their Name Too
LOS ANGELES — The Los Angeles Superior Court ruled on Monday that all interactions with strangers’ dogs will require at…
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The Next Siskel & Ebert? These Two Buddies Watch a Lot of Porn Together
Nearly forty years ago, “Siskel & Ebert at the Movies” debuted on ABC, changing the face of film criticism forever.…
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“Hey Arnold!” Characters Ranked by How Likely They’d Be a Union Buster
After decades of shows set in suburbia, no other kids' show captured the zeitgeist of urban life quite like “Hey…
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Help! I Followed Jordan Peterson’s 12 Rules for Life, But I’m Still Losing Custody Over My Son
Anyone who knows me will tell you: I’m a self-improvement junkie. My 2024 New Year’s resolution was to crush at…
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Every “Lost” Character Ranked by How They’d Be As a Guest on “The Joe Rogan Experience”
Let’s be honest: Lost was a hot mess 20 years ago, and not much has changed. Between the polar bears,…
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I Was Legally Dead for Five Minutes and All I Saw Was a Little Man Dancing To Cool Jazz in a Weird Red Room
A month ago today, I was hit by a minivan in a Golden Corral parking lot. A tunnel of white…
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